How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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