note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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