am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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