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(334): View more from Alabama

He had some BAD nuttage

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Nuttage?

(334): View more from Alabama

It's like cleavage......... but different

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"

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(540): View more from Virginia

is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.

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(586): View more from Michigan

on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"

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(256): View more from Alabama

Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?

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(303): View more from Colorado

My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.

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