i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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