we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The Olympian is in my bed
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