Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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