I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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