David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Girls should come with a carfax report
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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