I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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