I showed him my bush... on skype.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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