I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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