either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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