4 words: hood of his car
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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