Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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