absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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