I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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