Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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