don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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