If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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