3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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