You're my little dorito
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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