i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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