i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I have fence marks all over my body
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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