Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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