Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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