He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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