So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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