she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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