I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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