Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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