I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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