if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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