i may or may not be watching the land before time
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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