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(424): View more from California

I'd wear matching sweaters with you

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(910): View more from North Carolina

another moral hangover. fuck.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She'll never know what hit her

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I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.

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(716): View more from New York

is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?

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(760): View more from California

Why is your vibrator in the fridge?

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I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?

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(352): View more from Florida

he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled

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(702): View more from Nevada

I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy

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(682): View more from Texas

I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.

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