Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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