I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
