Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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