no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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