I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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