Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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