You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
