Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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