I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The Olympian is in my bed
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
