You surviving the open bar?
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Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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