This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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