I just made out with a guy for $7.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
