So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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