Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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