do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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