As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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