if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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