I wish I could teleport
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So. Much. Porn.
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