Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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